Friday, August 19, 2011
I Hate Reality TV Shows
Life doesn't come supersized like McDonalds, or has an extra large chest. It's a piece of crap that you are expected to mold into a better piece of crap. Men and women take advantage of each other, money rules over love, and gossip creates a reality TV show. So why is your drama better than mine? It probably isn't, but you're most likely a blood sucking leech who is too ashamed of yourself; therefore, creating a new fake image that is supposed to shock everyone. Ninety percent of you-types cheat or are cheated on and too stupid to realize or do anything about it. The other 10 percent...well you're the drama types. You can't go back to work because you just feel like your characters's changed since your baby was born. Bullshit! You're too fat and lazy to get off your ass. No one cares why you didn't come back to work. I promise you, no one even missed you. What about those with bad cosmetic surgery? How about those who think they are "Miami'ians", and act like Miami is a damn country or something? What the hell is the matter with you? People from Miami don't move to Highlands f'ng county! They are born there, and consider themselves a Miami citizen just because a they have a family member from there. Have you been to Coconut Grove? Have you lived there? What about Hialeah? Ever have a Cuban bring you water and a Churro to your car at a red light? Can you tell me the difference between I-95, I-135, and Miami Gardens Drive? Chances are, you can't. You may passed a visit, but you're not from there. And you only look more idiotic acting like you are. All of you need to get together, call MTV, and get you're own show, because that's what you are. A damn show.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
New App Designed
I recently designed a new internal app that I plan on using on the Socialnip.com platform. You can already manage and take care of your personal Niptoon, but now, you can also directly burn your photo albums onto a CD. With the click of a button, you can burn your favorite moments without having to copy, drag or paste images. Also, are you a coupon shopper? Do you scan through coupon mags and newspaper inserts, looking for the best deals on items you honestly don't even really use? Well, now, you can avoid this tedious task just by using my Niplist app. Simply get your grocery list out, log on to Niplist.com, and enter in your zip code. Then, type in an item. For example: Fish. Click the save button and click the "Add" button to add more items to the search list. Once your entire list is entered in, click the submit button. The returned results display your items and best prices at the grocery stores in your surrounding zip code area. Print your list and you're on your way.
Monday, August 15, 2011
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